And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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