i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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