what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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