How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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