I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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