I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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