We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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