i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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