Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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