In the future we'll all be gay
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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