Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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