Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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