i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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