she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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