i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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