why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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