You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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