I would go down on you faster than GM stock
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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