Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Dignity is for republicans.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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