I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
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