She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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