so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
id be glad to
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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