Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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