help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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