And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I believe in your delicious
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm bleeding and have questions
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