I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
