Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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