You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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