Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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