Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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