I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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