her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Shame is for Republicans.
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