Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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