Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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