Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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