The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just threw up on my dentist
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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