The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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