Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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