is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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