He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I will be naked everywhere
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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