so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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