Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
then he tried to convert me to islam
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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