its not stalking. its research.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
