margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
it glows. i had to have it.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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