yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize
