: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I just blew my weed a kiss
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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