those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
These tits shall not be calmed
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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