i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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