He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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