I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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