Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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