why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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