Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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